Aged nicotine is not our favourite colour so it is decided that the easiest, fastest and (very crucially) cheapest solution is to paint every room white and take it from there.
However, French paint is infamous for its transparency and boy do we need a lot of thick thick white paint to cover those walls!
So in exchange for one of Miles’s large pots of beef Bourguignon (OK an unusual but fairly reasonable swap) we are expecting a delivery of English paint. The paint should arrive on Friday so no real “brightening up” of things is expected until we have moved ourselves in.
Due to the scale of the task and the fact we are so pushed for time, Miles is determined to use a paint spray gun.
I sense this could be messy. Does anyone have any dust sheets or a space-suit we could borrow ?!